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From:<name withheld>
Date: October 6, 2006 5:18:26 PM PDT
Subject: Transcript request

Dear Adam Pictures,
By using the helpful link on your informative website, I am formerly requesting a copy of the transcript or "writing sample" for the upcoming smash hit "Death of Katie Thompson". Preferably the unedited version that contains a much-deserved ode to a former classmate in the form of an "inside joke". This transcript should be delivered via email if possible.
After viewing your website, I felt that there was something missing......As a true representation of your life until now, there were not enough references to one Stacy (Emmons) Kent who I now understand is happily married with children and still residing in the very same city where ingenious productions such as "One Last Thing" and "Assassins" were born (both productions of which the aforementioned gave stellar performances in). With the understanding that Mrs. (Emmons) Kent has quite an arsenal of entertaining and somewhat damaging information on the producer of your website, Adam Jackman; carefully collected and stored over the years of their acquaintance; it would be wise to properly give credit where credit is due. Or, shall we say, one might find a certain unflattering Sadie Hawkins picture leaked into public domain. I'm just saying......
Otherwise, I found your website to be quite impressive and entertaining. I expect the transcript requested to arrive shortly.
Sincerely,
Name Withheld

 

   
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