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Joseph "Joey" Lawrence remains Caucasian, according to a letter from his attorney. While brother Matthew Lawrence stands by his assertion to the contrary, a review of the rap portion of "Justa 'Nother Love Song" from the actor/singer/heartthrob's 1993 release confirms Mr. Lawrence's ethnological orientation. He's, like, totally white. The staff of Adam Pictures apologizes for any inconvenience. Asked again today if he regretted his optimistic statements about the duration and cost of the Iraq War, Donald Rumsfeld denied ever having made any statements about anything, then chastised reporters as "a bunch of namby-pamby flag-burning liberal pillow-biters out to put a suicide-bomber-chicken in every pot and a terrorist in every garage." On Friday, Adam Pictures Head of Domestic and International Policy Adam Jackman again denied any romantic relationship with Natalie Portman, especially one in which they are allowed to see other people, secure in the knowledge that while they are both cripplingly busy, when they do find time together it's like there's no one else in the entire world. He subsequently denied having taken a ski trip in April with German Chancellor Angela Merkel and refused to answer any questions whatsoever about Mr. Samuel L. Jackson. - Send comments, denials, corrections & gossip (HERE) |
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ACTOR/Director/Activist Mel Gibson apologized today for his reportedly anti-semitic remarks... (more) | |||||
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IN A surprise move, California gubernatorial candidate Phil Angelides announced a new pick for Lt. Governor... (more) | |||||
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THE DAILY LIE. Adam Pictures CEO Adam Jackman repudiates allegations of George Clooney's ties to... (more) | |||||
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WHILE Adam Pictures takes no responsibility for the content of this letter or for its release to other major news outlets... (more) | |||||
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DIRT. Joey Lawrence gets UPNvy (here), Donald Rumsfeld gets huffy (here) and Adam Jackman gets the last word. (here) | |||||
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