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Talented? Motivated? Thick-skinned? Don't languish away, desperately trying to get your projects through the scary, thankless world of independent creativity! Adam Pictures is looking for the next generation of gifted, high-energy visionaries to join the Intelligent Designers Program. Each year, a select group of innovators are given the opportunity to create, full-time. Living in the Adam Pictures Center for Creative Control, eating and sleeping with fellow Intelligent Designers, breathing air enriched with 12% more oxygen than most casino gaming floors, Intelligent Designers can't help but operate at a constant creative peak. The program is open-ended, providing young, untapped talent to truly give their all. Many graduates of the program find jobs within Adam Pictures, and more than a few stay with the company for the rest of their lives! Why wait for your career to progress naturally, hoping for some accident of fate? Under the firm, steady hand of Adam Pictures, you can reach your true potential! With a few quick signatures and a power of attorney, you can leave the decision-making to us. You just get in there and create! The Intelligent Designers Program. It just makes sense. To apply, write to HR@adampictures.com |
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