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![]() Jackman throws subtlety out the window
This site began as a purely mercenary attempt to create an online calling-card. I wanted to showcase my ability to write everything from political speeches to snappy sitcom patter, from montage to monologue. So I took that grandiose idea and blew it way out of proportion. I dragged up embarrassing work from my childhood. I created synergy between divisions of a company that didn't exist. I involved lots of other people. I turned my vain attempt to avoid writing a blog into a grand act of self-aggrandizement, the unstoppable übermedia corporation that is Adam Pictures. And on the seventh day, I looked at all of it, and behold, it was good. But it wasn't enough. I want to involve more people, so I can read what they write and experience whatever they create. So I'll keep doing that. Meanwhile, if you like any of this nonsense, tell somebody who knows somebody who might need a writer for something. Enjoy. - Adam Jackman (contact) |
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Blank space brought to you by Adam Jackman, who has always felt that a few blank spaces can be very soothing in these hectic modern times. Blank space brought to you by Adam Jackman, who has always felt that a few blank spaces can be very soothing in these hectic modern times. Blank space brought to you by Adam Jackman, who has always felt that a few blank spaces can be very soothing in these hectic modern times. Blank space brought to you by Adam Jackman, who has always felt that a few blank spaces can be very soothing in these hectic modern times. Blank space brought to you by Adam Jackman, who has always felt that a few blank spaces can be very soothing in these hectic modern times. Blank space brought to you by Adam Jackman, who has always felt that a few blank spaces can be very soothing in these hectic modern times.
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This site is a work of fiction. Any names or images are used solely for purposes of satire, which is to say we're rubber and you're glue. Any similarity to anything anywhere is purely coincidence, and should in no way be construed as a sign that we should be together. The content of this site should in no way be construed as factual, and no reasonable person could mistake it as such. In any case where elements of your life in any way resemble those described herein, it is suggested that you take a good hard look at your life. This site is intended for mature audiences, and should not be accessed by persons under 18 years of age or those lying about their age for any reason. © Copyright 2004-2006 Adam Jackman. All rights reserved. |